Rupert Pumkin is a fucking fraud.

[NES]

He told me this shit was strong enough for a man....

....and like a numbnuts I believed him and ended up ruining my favorite blouse lastnite.

 

[ChristianTroy]

d1g1t

 

[NES]

And I dont even want to get into what his girl told me....

 

[ChristianTroy]

nice , lol

 

[RupertPupkin]

I want my necklace back asshole ... been waiting two weeks.

 

[Jack Herer]

I want my necklace back asshole ... been waiting two weeks.

Pearl necklace. I'm speechless.